Psycho Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 allo m8's!!! forgive my absence last week, I was sunning my fat lazy ass on the beach in the bahamas... Before flying home however, we stopped in southern Florida to visit my wife's uncle's house. Lucky guy lives right on the water in a 2 Million dollar home complete with a 58 ft. searay!!! Damn boat has 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, Full kitchen, fly bridge will all GLASS INSTRUMENTATION!! Thought I was at the controls of the freaking space shuttle!!! Yes yes yes, the porno business is paying well these days, as it always has... Forgive me now... I have to go shoot myself for working like a dog and not being rich like her uncle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delta7 Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Psycho - if her uncle needs to roadtest some potential please let me know- :wink: seriously get your ass back here mate - the blue team need a good wingman like yourself BTW where is your submittion for the last mission ye lazy barsteward- cant believe your gonna let me down on this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenal Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 I used to be in the porno biz. Best 5 minutes of my life. Unfortunately, they couldn't fit my member on screen without a wide angle lense, so they had to let me go. All at the same moment, the entire female contingent of the adult film star actor's guild sighed in dispair. true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubbo Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I used to be in the porno biz. Best 5 minutes of my life. Unfortunately, they couldn't fit my member on screen without a wide angle lense, so they had to let me go. All at the same moment, the entire female contingent of the adult film star actor's guild sighed in dispair. true story. I remember that. There was an article about it in a magazine.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo.Pepper Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I used to be an underwear model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 I used to wear underwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubbo Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 I used to wear underwear Women's right? And not the good kind. :wink: You no longer have any because you threw it all at David Hasselhoff, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenal Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 Women's right? And not the good kind. :wink: You no longer have any because you threw it all at David Hasselhoff, right? Fall under the spell that is Hasselhoff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubbo Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 :shock: That hurts my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenal Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 :shock: That hurts my eyes. That means it's working! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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