1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted June 14, 2007 1. DDz Quorum Posted June 14, 2007 An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave! The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Some old men can still think fast. Quote
GreyKnight Posted June 14, 2007 Posted June 14, 2007 You have the pond then and I'll have a bunch of young women skinny-dipping. Quote
1. DDz Quorum Painless Posted June 14, 2007 1. DDz Quorum Posted June 14, 2007 ~S~ Rog, if it were BG he would have thought even faster.... "Good day ladies, are you aware that this is a private pond ? I do hire it out at $40 per person per minute however " Quote
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