Running Nude

[B16Enk]

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she
heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

        'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My
husband's home early!'

        'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'

        'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied.
'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your
problems!'

        So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out
the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly
discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon,
so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

        Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to
blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who
had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
        Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.

        'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully
free!'

        Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your
clothes with you under your arm?'

        'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get
        dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'

        Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you
        always wear a condom when you run?'

        'Nope...just when it's raining.'

[DD_Brando]

 

[BadAim]

Reminds me of a story my father once told me. While sleeping with a married woman, he found a pearl handled .38 under the pillow. When he asked her about it, she said "Oh, that's my husband's, he has a matched set" Having found only one, he made his exit at the earliest possible moment and never returned. Obviously he lived to tell the story.

[Painless]

OH Rog !!!  LOL