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THE STUTTERING KITTEN FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD...YOU NEVER KNOW. A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter." A little girl raises her hand, saying, "I once had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, in a kind voice asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, then the Rottweiler that lives next door, well he got a running start, and before we knew It, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" she exclaimed. The teacher excitedly responded, "Well, that must've been scary!" The little girl, very excitedly said, "It sure was! My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' -and before she could say 'Shit,'- the Rottweiler ate her!" The teacher had to leave the room.

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There are probably a few CW fans here who may or may not watch the TV show Nashville. I recently bought the 1st soundtrack from that show and I would highly recommend it if you are a CW fan or you want to be a fan. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAI_1FsJ8rE&list=PL42F53BC1F3453044&index=184

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Don't know if you guys have seen this? Be sure and wait thru the breaks for the canister change. http://archive.org/d...TheLastBomb1945

I was a Thrustmaster advocate from his 1st TM thru the cougar. The cougar turned out to be a huge battle that I finally gave up and after much research I bought the CH Fighterstick, Throttle, & Rudder pedals. I only wish I had done this many years before. Huge programming capabilities and I've had these for 4 or 5 years now with not a seconds' problem. The stick is very smooth and is just dead on all the time. The rudder pedals have toe brake capabilities. Plus a guy that I know has been involved with joysticks for decades, Bob Church, provides support and advice in the CH forum. You can find prescripted files to download for the flight sims or make/modify your own.

The Best Pubs Are Irish.... "As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink." "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. "Back home in me favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!" The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. "Did this actually happen to you,Paddy ?" "Not me meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister. "

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Don't know if anyone has seen this but thought it was worth posting

happy birthday guys

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An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you are 92 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday toes!" "Hello, knees.", he continued. "How are you? You know you're 92 today.. Oh, the Times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles We've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees." Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little bugger. Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 92..

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I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a couple of beers and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home. Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

Now I know why my blackberry doesn't work....lolololol