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Waldo.Pepper

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  1. I almost made it to Sunday flying. Sorry, I am shooting for next Sunday now. Cross your toes.
  2. I have it already it is EXCELLENT! Easily one of my favorite documentaries/thingies. If you want I can send it to you via MSN messenger or yousendit, or rapidshare or something like that.
  3. No and no. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
  4. OK you got me with Blood Red Snow Dubbo. I will have to read that one. I didn't think much of Forgotten Soldier so this should make a good one to compare it with. I am still pouring through RADAR and radio manuals so I cannot offer much to this thread. Perhaps volume one of The History of US Electronic Warfare. (by Alfred Price on commission and with the assistance and input of the Veterans themselves - specifically the Society of Old Crows). It is excellent and has many revelations. Many, many, many things that happened during the war were heavily influenced by developments in these emerging technologies. The way Il2 neglects communication, navigation and Radar is becoming a huge immersion killer to me.
  5. I seek guidance wise one. All my comments are truthful. My wife can veryfy if need be. 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. Answer: I don't excercise and have the physique to prove it! 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog .... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. Answer: My Wife has a Cat that I tolerate. I speak to the Cat with my foot when I want it to move or do something. If it could understand English I wouldn't have to communicate with it like that. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag. Answer: I suck on my Wifes tits. Safe here I think. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. Answer: Often enough when my Wife and I are out for a drive I need to piss. So I announce that I think one of the tires is low. So I get out a' check' it. While pretending to check it I take a whiz on it. I have done this with my Wife and her Mother in the car. 5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had Nutra-Sweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too. Answer: I don't drink coffee. I have never had a cup of the stuff. I do drink tea but it is a manly tea. A tea bag per cup with boiling hot water. Leave the bag in while drinking it. GRRRRR. 6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major leagues, NFL, NHL, college ball,PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious. Answer: Tough one here. I know lots of fancy names for colours. Hate most common televised sports (especially FUCKING GOLF! I FUCKING HATE FUCKING GOLF!) except for Baseball. I stopped watching NASCAR when Dale got killed. 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, Forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with his honey in the passenger seat. Answer: I need my other hand to flip off all the terrible drivers in this town. I used to drive a stick and even though it is now an automatic my hand still rests there waiting to flip off the others. Everyone in front of me, belongs behind of me. 8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too. Answer: My favorite film starred some guy called Rocco and was filmed in Prague or something like that. 9. If you belong to a squadron called "The Fist of the Fleet" you are just dying to be fisted no doubt. Answer: Safe here I think. I may have taken your post a little to seriously. I guess that makes me gay after all! Fuck!
  6. Being 1/4 American - my right leg thanks you, and shall join my other American family members in partying.
  7. Thanks BG. What a great way to drill a websight to death. :twisted:
  8. Easy 'tis clearly the pilot.
  9. Aye process explorer is the way to go.
  10. Other than to act as targets on the French mainland I can't see why Oleg has bothered to model German tanks, like the Panzer 38t and the Panzer II. If they are indeed to act as targets on the French mainland the RAF of 1940 sure couldn't do much about it. If there is a campaign mode I sure wouldn't waste resources attacking them. They sure are beauts though.
  11. What crack? I am sincere. I wanted to drop bombs, so I would press fire rockets. I think I managed two worthy kills in.. oh about 4 hours! I flew into two AI planes rather than shoot them down. Sorry can't type any more.. must go practice before next week.
  12. Well it wasn't me that's fer dang shure! I could barely takeoff straight, let alone shoot. That'll learn me to lay off the flying for two weeks at a stretch like that. Anyway lookie here and see who had a good day! Good shit BG!
  13. HA HA! I mean of course it's been cracked... Originally posted by Kegetys: I made something like this a while ago, ie. a program that allows extracting everything from the SFS files and then modifying them. I'm not sure if someone else has done the same or if the rumours are just now surfacing about my tool, but doing it was very easy, and I would be surprised if someone else would not have already done the same thing years ago. Upon experimenting with this, I found that the game has absolutely zero cheat protection; You can do whatever changes you want and it will work online, the server doesn't verify anything the clients do which is a disaster, and I would say it might even be quite likely that some people could have been using something like this for a long time already to cheat online. Since the game is about 95% coded with Java, and the java files are there in the SFS files, they can be decompiled and recompiled to make the game do pretty much whatever you could ever want. For example, I made a little experiment mod that allows you to jump out of the plane, run around on the ground and then go back in and continue flying. I also made the Mörkö Morane and some other planes flyable, with cockpits from other planes... I also added some extra controls like a key that when held down, shows the gunsight view with full zoom. all of these were quite easy to do and are just some examples of what is possible. Here's a video showing some of these. http://koti.mbnet.fi/kegetys/il2-morane.avi Anyway I have not released my tool because of the cheating problem, though as I said it wasn't very difficult to do so some other people could have done the same thing. It is, in my opinion, a quite bad and inexcusable mistake from the developers to not include any kind of cheat protection in the game from the start. What is a bit odd though is that the developers were notified about this somewhere around April/May already (When I made my tool and found out about the lack of cheat protection), and now they're saying that 4.06 was "already released" back then? From the same thread at SIMHQ. The Morane video is pretty cool actualy.
  14. Originally posted by rollnloop.: BTW, i can reproduce the track by setting everything to easy and 25%fuel (well everything except the collapsed gear, i turned off the "no easy landing" too, so i wouldn't worry too much (yet). Exactally! I wouldnt get my pantys in a wad just yet.. Probally just some nub that turned all the realism options off and recorded a track. A simply check some routine of the SFS files fix this.. I wouldnt be suprised if it is not in there allready! As a test I think I do a test, open up a SFS file.. any one and use a HEX editor to change one value. Than see if while the game boots up if it detets it.. If not then go online and see if it detects it. If neither, than all Oleq would have to do is add a simply check sum of the SFS files at boot up time. If they dont match, you dont boot up. Then as a double check, in that the local could be hacked too, also have the server do a check a check of the users SFS files before they are allowed to log in. In that the hacker can not mess with the servers SFS check sum routine. All in all it would add more time to the log in online, and put bigger demands on the server.. but beats cheating which will kill this sim in less than a week From: http://www.simhq.com/simhq3/sims/boards ... 005391;p=3 Too early to panic.
  15. http://www.adcritic.com/interactive/view.php?id=5927%20
  16. DOUBLETAP IS RIGHT! It's time we Swede this place up a little! My humble contribution. More on topic babes!
  17. The topic title "New member" sounds so dirty - I may have to wash. I think we should make 'im change it? There maybe some pretty fucking sensitive people here. :wink:
  18. The Portuguese are missing many players (two or three I think) as a result of the red card fest in the last game they played - I think most British fans are quietly confident if not down right salivating at their chances. Will be watching all the remaining games be sure!
  19. A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first."
  20. Fresh Meat! Let him in!
  21. Mucho thanks Freelancer. I love the maintenance shots.
  22. I have not had a case on my primary pc in years. It has 5 hard drives and two CD/DVDROM drives in it. I can't imagine what I would have to do to cool it!
  23. I know I have it installed. :wink:
  24. Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... A husband and wife are travelling by car from Florida to Canada. After almost fourteen hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00. When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, this check is only made out for $50.00." "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have. Who says your wife can't save you money.
  25. I think the transport is in fact a C-54. Little round windows along the fuselage match the C-54 from here... http://www.photovault.com/Link/Military ... FV09P13_05 Great pictures, very kind of you to share. ------ WAY COOL Beebop! can you also rig it with a Spitfire/Seafire?
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