That's funny Painless...years ago when I worked at this big monster hotel in Toronto (1000 rooms, and 92 parking spots) we used to go help out the valet parkers as we had to park the cars offsite a block away.
When it was snowy, we'd race the cars down a block and do donuts in the massive parking lot.
Whatever guest had left us the biggest car had his car used all day to drive the staff back and forth from the parkade.
Nice cars (Porsche, BMW's, etc) we'd race up the goofy parkade on site (92 spots spread out over 5 levels so lots of fun turns and corners).
One time I ran this Porsche up the parkade thinking "man, this car is a dog"...got to the top and realized the hand brake was on.