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JensenPark

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  1. nice...great find mate! Adding items to my Christmas list right now. Never saw that "mini gun" on the Stuka before...very cool.
  2. http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/ ... 4471032216
  3. I have Farcry but can't get past one level (where he's running around the wood/suspension bridges and is trying to get into the science building.
  4. I know Psycho likes to play dress up as a naughty school girl. Oh, wait...are you referring to video games?
  5. Oleg personally has posted that there will be no further work done on Il2. No patch, nothing...
  6. would love to nab that...but I'd then end up with just 13 1/2 inch monitor after my divorce
  7. DT, you're such a lesbian for making those comments...
  8. it's as if the meeting were held on a forum... you see the the jibes they put in - which are so easy to do when you are on the web - such as Pawned, First, etc and then those people coming into the room were pop ups...
  9. JensenPark

    Apology

    was probably just DD_Fireman coming by to say hello.
  10. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556
  11. ok, what just recently went past the 30,000 mark? 1) kilometers Roger has driven in last two weeks of commuting to his new job 2) amount of square feet in the media room alone of BG's recently built guesthouse 3) amount of times Psycho has been committed 4) Rattler's score on Zeke's vs Wildcats? 5) Amount of bottles in BG's wine cellar (secondary cellar as we all know the main one holds 75,000 bottles) 6) Weekly university costs in dollars for Doubletap's and Cold_Gambler's non-yet-born children when they are old enough to attend 7) Amount of "views" on our recruiting thread All of the above Well, the answer is of course "8", All of the above.
  12. Granted...and here she is unfortunately, you come home drunk and get her pregnant and spend the rest of your life with her. I wish I were a lesbian.
  13. Nice...thanks for sharing.
  14. "yea, you can shit on my chest" LOL...classic.
  15. I wish my wife won't freak when I buy a Track IR 4
  16. we were in around 8:30pm PST... Rattler, me and Logos. Great time...great communication...
  17. A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100? "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the Scotsman runs around the next block and faces her again ; "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there ." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?" "Nah", says the Scotsman... "Costs too much..."
  18. flying on Zekes v Wildcats last night with Logos and Rattler - take a look at Logo's bomb runs - 85 ground kills in one sortie and 39 in another...3850 points in two sorties! One one of them he was returning to base and was jumped by some reds.
  19. a bit long, but funny and well done. The 'redneck' who is telling the first story is a buddy of mine from Texas... A Youtube clip called "gay by dawn" http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1BwnCzpc4io
  20. I'm going to wait and see if anyone replies in English, and not Borg-computer talk so I can understand something.
  21. Happy Birthday on Nov 11 Cold_Gambler... and congrats on the new one on its way!
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