JensenPark

I find arsenic is very underrateed for wives.

Alright Psycho... One for each pierced nipple you have!

BG has one of his servants swim underwater and put the fish on his hook. Unfortunately he loses a few this way to the fresh water sharks he has, but what the hey, they are a dime a dozen to BG.

looks like one of those Mercedes Smart cars that was left overnight in Cold_Gamblers neighbourhood in Toronto. Completely stripped! Although in Angus' case, the thieves would have to stop and ask his wife's permission first.

Hi all... I shall be hosting tonight...(march 18 - also know as H-Day...hangover day). Psycho was seeing the little green people even before St Patrick's day I hear. d/f server up at 4:30pm Paficif time, or 7:30 GMT (gowrie mean time in Ontario) Server IP and TS details moved Here to keep 'em to ourselves. I've downloaded some new missions from Commander-in-Scotch Blairgowrie. Any requests (apart from 'sod off mate') let me know... Kelly

OK ALL! YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH THIS VIDEO (YEA, I KNOW I'M YELLING!) WELL DONE DT!!!

And you are just noticing this now?

We have a DD jacket pilot skin... I'll upload it to the skins file once I get home tonight!

Well to start with, we are far better looking and are straight. The Hellers, as we affectionately call them, are best described as our sister squadron. I seem to recall that BG invited them (or visa versa) to fly with us one night a year and a half back and we became fast friends. We share (or squat on) their TS server (kindly hosted by Quazi - who btw is a forum mod on the UBI boards). You'll often see members of both clans (kennels?) pop back and forth and fly with eachother. They share a similiar love of the game - and booze - and bad humour - though are a bit more serious than us (but then, who the heck isn't). They are made up of: Quazi, Dubbo (who did our jackets and the original logo), Beebop, Zeuscat, PlanB, Emann, Enforcer and Sunflower.

Actually that is a picture of Cold_Gambler and his wife Dawn. After Dawn found out he was planning on flying this Saturday.

Well we'd be the two most hen-pecked Turkeys out there!

When I saw a post from BG about Wild Turnkey, I assumed it was the Bourbon.

very sorry to hear that Jim. I think we all go through this...some of us more than others. I hope you can work it out and that we'll see you again. Kelly

Good news...your girlfriend only slept with four men this month? The enemy is listening and thinks you're an idiot. LMFAO!!! Well done...too funny.

ok, this is getting better and better. "you made me drop my scotch!" TOO FUNNY!!! Well done guys!

ok, lazy...cut and pasted this from Eversest Home Edition CPU Type AMD Athlon 64, 2033 MHz (10 x 203) 3000+ Motherboard Name Abit KV8 Pro / KV8 Pro-3rd Eye (5 PCI, 1 AGP, 2 DDR DIMM, Audio, Gigabit LAN, IEEE-1394) Motherboard Chipset VIA K8T800Pro, AMD Hammer System Memory 1024 MB (PC3200 DDR SDRAM) Display Video Adapter RADEON 9800 SERIES - Secondary (256 MB) Video Adapter RADEON 9800 SERIES (256 MB) 3D Accelerator ATI Radeon 9800 Pro (R350) Monitor ViewSonic G90fb-2 [19" CRT] (339040705268) Multimedia Audio Adapter Creative SB0350 Audigy 2 ZS Sound Card Storage IDE Controller VIA Bus Master IDE Controller SCSI/RAID Controller VIA SATA RAID Controller Floppy Drive Floppy disk drive Disk Drive WDC WD800JB-00FSA0 (74 GB, IDE) Optical Drive HL-DT-ST DVDRAM GSA-4160B (DVD+R9:2.4x, DVD+RW:16x/4x, DVD-RW:8x/4x, DVD-RAM:5x, DVD-ROM:16x, CD:40x/24x/40x DVD+RW/DVD-RW/DVD-RAM) Optical Drive HL-DT-ST DVD-ROM GDR8162B (16x/48x DVD-ROM) Saitek X45 Flight Controller USB Creative 5.1 surround speakers Plantronics head set with !GASP! usb connection if needed

You know...that's a good point. I checked every window in my house and I didn't see a single one nailed in. Is this some new-fangled way of doing things BG?

You know, Arsenal: I just have to laugh/gag every time I see your avatar. Poor old sam...can you imagine the looks he got when getting taken out for walks? I think we should make him the Patron Saint of the DD's.

Great progress guys! Thanks for all your work on it.

after messing up so bad, I'm sure BG is going to have to do alot of 'beating himself' up.

I've been flying for a while on HL as "park'dd" Think it would be great for all of us to use this

Funny Psycho...I had you pictured very different. Generally in a nice little white jacket, arms tied together. I assume these photos were done long before your...ahem...issues started?

I'm sorry Glenn: I can't get past the picture in your sig. Did you say something? I was 'chatting' with BG (me talking, him slurring) about an earlier start on Saturdays so that the easties can get in more time before bed time...but then it interupts dinners etc. I guess the Thursday/Sat/Sun times work well as it gives everyone a time/chance to play.

can you e-mail me the skin please?

okay: First of all guys: very, very nice! Reminds me of the 'ready room' of EAW. Well done and thanks. Second: Psycho - well done. The meds are working. Most calm you've been in a while. Third: Zeus - best avatar I've seen yet. Brave man in a room full of dogs!