here is a letter I have received from the uk postal service, just delivered by a courier on a fast horse
Dear mr delta
Apologies for the delay in delivering your package, a seriese of unfortunate events has overtaken our stagecoach.
firstly a parson stopped us , he had three fallen maidens in tow and begged a lift to his priory, the poor dears were so unsuitably attired for this time of year that we were obliged to take them onboard. They repaid our kindness so fulsomely that we were detained overnight. the nags were well rested but unfortunatly we got little sleep.
secondly a bloke in barnsly delayed us upon the highway, he was driving an extensive flock of sheep afore him- a cheery chap who was whistling jauntily and as he passed he muttered something about thats his love life settled for the rest of the month- he seemed straingly affectionate to one "maisey"
lastly there was a chap called Rog who stormed the coach demanding if we had seem any parrots, semmingly he is in the process of scouting the land looking for such a type of bird , he is in the process