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LOL.... freakin' well done Snack! Hilarious...just f*$king hilarious.

I have distorted views of everything I think, BA...

each time you reset your password, I go in and change it...just to mess with ya!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d90_1264169785 part 5 of "who killed Panzer Ace Michael Wittman" turns out some Canucks...

I will admit two things: Yes, Pete is not that obsessed. And yes, I admit to the "you take one and I'll take the other" quote.

So, as some of you know, Rattler and I live in almost the same city. I live in the city of Edmonton itself, and Rattler lives about an hour south. Edmonton is a pretty conservative city...which suits me. Rattler lives in a town that could be best described as Badaim-on-steroids. A tad more conservative. Rattler and I have been planning to get together for a hockey game for a while, and this Friday the stars aligned (wives said 'ok') and we were off. I met Rattler at my hotel. He was in the lounge drinking a dark beer. "Drinking a Guiness? Like the taste?" "No", he replies...I drink British beer. Helps me get in the heads of a Brit. Makes them easier to shoot down." I avoid eye contact and order a local beer. We settle up (walk out on) the bill and head to the train. Rattler had shaved his head recently for a fundraiser for cancer and is just starting to grow his stubble back. I mention I wanted to see him bald to see if his head was really flat, or if it was just his hair cut. He assures me it was just his hair. Mentally I sure he was noting "shoot JP in his 'chute". Once on the train, I notice Rattler smile confidently. He comments that he likes the new UP2 mod with the 'tougher trains'. He says it makes him feel safer riding in one. I sub-consciously move over to a gang of black youths...feel safer. We arrive at the arena and move off with the teeming crowd - packed like sardines in the train station. I comment about how bad it must be in a subway in Japan with the crowds. Rattler comments that is why he flies Red on Zekes vs Wildcats. Oddly, I agree and move away from new new-found hip hop gangster friends and join up with Rattler. We get to our seats with the Hot Dogs and fries (get in the the US minds). I ask if he rolls around in money and guns to get into the mindset of BG and BA. Rattler is visibly upset and asks if his wife Natalie told me. Just a wild guess I respond. During the game, it is hard to have a conversation as the crowd is cheering for a once-in-a-month home team win. Pete suggests we talk on TS3 as it is clearer, and so the other side can't hear us. I start to see a pattern here. We spend the game cheering and booing. Depend on whether the girl walking by is cute or a fat chick. We also discuss tactics and various in-game moves. I discuss strategy at length. Rattler responds his strategy is simply to shoot everything enemy down. Game is over and we go to leave. Steps of the arena are packed so Pete just shoves someone down the stairs from behind and passes them. "Watch your six better next time Newb!" he laughs. We jostle and get back to the train. I somehow miss our stop and end up one station past the hotel where we parked. As we walk from the wrong station, Rattler comments "can't read a map without icons eh? Fly Warbirds of Prey more and learn!" I have to agree. We arrive back at the hotel. Hands are shook and promises are made to get together again soon. Luckily I'm parked on the first level and Pete is on a higher level. I rush me car out of the lot and make my getaway before Pete does a BnZ on me and wrecks my car. I make my escape safely into the dark and smile at another successful DD meet up.

just when you think you've seen everything...

can anyone provided a Dummies version on how to save different IP's and p/w in TS3? Not surprisingly, I can't figure it out for myself. On a different note...I wonder what the "L" and "R" on the top of my shoes are for.

She's looking at Sid I think...longingly.

Found this is my archives of the 2008 Duxford trip. A shameful event that I had hoped would not see the light of day... Painless cops a cheap feel.

Hey Stingray! Long time no see. Was in Vancouver a bit back and got together with Waldo and Dubbo. Sent you a note if you wanted to join us, but it must have been your old e-mail? How's school? Surviving the Olympics?

I thought I had banished this horrible memory to the dark nether regions of my mind...then it just popped up. Freakin' Painless hitting on my girl...

Hey, I missed it... 3 weeks ago was the 4th anniversary of the creation of our DD webpage. Congrats and thanks Rog for four years of hard work and putting up with bad humour and sheep shaggers. All Hail Roger!

I once dated a girl named 'Scenery'. I asked how she got that name and she said "My Mom's name is Queenie...you figure it out". All nut jobs. I once dated another girl named Holly - and was going to marry her just so her name would be Holly McCauley. Marry for love? No...marry so the girl has a goofy rhyming name? You bet.

Good one Jedi...that was an old pic.

LOL! Ahh great one Ash. Best one I've seen.

seems to work now... I ended up threatening to d/l Hanna Montana onto the computer if it continued to cause problems and it seems to want to cooperate now.

Thanks Brando: I've kinda got it working using JSGME...but there doesn't appear to be full 'control' as I think it is attuned to the missions loaded. If I fly Red, it seems to work. If I change to Blue, the plane seems to be set as what is loaded for that QMB mission. So I choose Blue and pick a Spit (bear with me here) flying the Taranto map. Well, the mission loads a 109 regardless. I'm going to try the non-JSGME way you've suggested using a back-up Ultra copy (thank heaven for 1 terrabyte HD).

anyone downloaded this yet? http://www.sas1946.com/main/index.php/topic,3594.0.html The read me isn't the clearest... It says to install into the 'mods' folder, which I take it to mean into JSGME... and once I install it, in QMB it brings up the wrong plane each time? Second question: Does Ultra come with any new maps? If I download them, where do I install them? thanks as always gents...

nice pic Jim... never out of style...

Like mission briefs...I read only the first line.

Is the title of a interesting book by John Godfrey, one of the higher scoring US aces of the war. He was kinda Don Gentile's wingman...by 'kinda' I mean it was more of a propaganda thing (him and Gentile...) more than reality. Had heard of him, but a couple things I didn't know... That he was born in Canada, but grew up in the states before heading north and joining the RCAF. Sent overseas with RCAF, posted to the RAF but immediately transferred to the USAAF... Died of Lou Gehrig's disease. Good book if you get the chance to read it...he wrote/dictated it in his dying days with ALS.

thanks...couldn't find it in the archives.

I see ubizoo Saturday's are still on TS2... Can't find the d/l anymore on the TS site (they just have ts3 now) anyone got a valid link to a d/l so I can participate on Saturdays...? thanks,

LOL...dumb terrorists.