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Politically Incorrect Jokes

In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.

The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair?

Apparently, it's Africa.

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I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new

children-oriented iPod after realizing that " iTouch Kids"

is not a good product name.

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A new Muslim clothing shop opened here,

but I've been banned from it after

asking to look at some bomber jackets.

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You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles

but at least they drive slowly past schools

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A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.

I asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He said, "Her brother has a mustache"

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Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned

it on FaceBook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"

Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!

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Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip,

I said to the lady at the registration desk ....

"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

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The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help

towards the floods in Pakistan.

I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of

the driveway.

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