Texas Bank Robbery

[CaptJackG]

Texas bank robber

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a

sack full of cash.

On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and

pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer

without a moment's hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking

straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone else,

by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, 'Well, did anyone else see my face?'

There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly

afraid to speak.

Then, one old cowboy tentatively raised his hand, and while keeping his

head down said, 'My wife got a pretty good look at you.'

[Tribunus]

Texans have always had a reputation for being very resourceful.