JensenPark Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while awaiting their respective flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show, and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East. Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon,the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair,crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes. Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few." The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?" The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'." > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 A three year old is getting bathed by his mother. Pointing to his tentacles he says "Mummy are these my brains?' Mummy answers "Not yet son" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beebop-RIP Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 LOL! God! You guys are a barrel of laughs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo.Pepper Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Tentacles eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenal Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Tentacles eh? What...you don't have tentacles down there? Freak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted September 19, 2006 Author Share Posted September 19, 2006 Rejected Dr. Seuss Books 1. The Cat in the Blender 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 3. Fox in Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? 5. Horton Hires a Ho 6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 8. My Colon Can Moo-Can You? 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch 11. Are You My Proctologist? 12. Yentl the Lentil 13. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket 14. Aunts in My Pants 16. Oh, the Places You'll scratch and Sniff! 17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm 18. The Grinch's Ten Inches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubbo Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 LOL. Good ones guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBloke Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 LMAO... Cowboys and muslims... OMG!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeye Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" (....or tentacles, if you're BG.....) Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vital signs from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir." The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, now listen very, very closely ..................... "A r e - my - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted September 19, 2006 1. DDz Quorum Share Posted September 19, 2006 Some bloody good joke there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo.Pepper Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 LOL @ Redeye's! Can't wait to try that when I am an old coot in the hospital! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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