joke

[JensenPark]

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the

airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while

awaiting their respective flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame

Deer.

Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a

livestock show, and the third passenger is a

fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana

State University from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.

Soon,the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a

devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into

an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair,crosses his boots

on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained

hat forward over his face.

The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds, and the

old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and

softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were

many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans

forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and

now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of

his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson

says in a smooth drawl, "That's 'cause

we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do

believe it's a-comin'."

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[Blairgowrie]

A three year old is getting bathed by his mother.

Pointing to his tentacles he says "Mummy are these my brains?'

Mummy answers "Not yet son"

[Beebop-RIP]

LOL!

God!

You guys are a barrel of laughs!

[Waldo.Pepper]

Tentacles eh?

[Arsenal]

Tentacles eh?

What...you don't have tentacles down there? Freak!

[JensenPark]

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

1. The Cat in the Blender

2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

3. Fox in Detox

4. Who Shat in the Hat?

5. Horton Hires a Ho

6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax

7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

8. My Colon Can Moo-Can You?

9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

11. Are You My Proctologist?

12. Yentl the Lentil

13. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket

14. Aunts in My Pants

16. Oh, the Places You'll scratch and Sniff!

17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm

18. The Grinch's Ten Inches

[Dubbo]

LOL. Good ones guys

[BBloke]

LMAO... Cowboys and muslims... OMG!!

[Redeye]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" (....or tentacles, if you're BG.....)

Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vital signs from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and

sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, now listen very, very closely .....................

"A r e - my - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

[BBloke]

[B16Enk]

Some bloody good joke there!

[Waldo.Pepper]

LOL @ Redeye's! Can't wait to try that when I am an old coot in the hospital!