The Box Office...

[Snacko]

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female

crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information

regarding seat belts,emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely

to Afghanistan "

An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,

"Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?"

When the attendant came by he said "Did I understand you

right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the Attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," he said, "I wish I had two double scotch and sodas.

I don't know what to think with only women up there in the

cockpit."

"That's another thing Sargeant," said the crewmember,

"We No Longer Call It The Cock Pit........"

"It's The Box Office"

[Cold_Gambler]

"the box office" LOL...

I must be getting older, they all look like they're 16 yrs old...

[Rattler]

Holy cow, that's funny!

Box office.......rofl!!!!

And they look like teenagers to me too......I'd say that they were born after the plane was made, but that's too obvious. I think that they were born after the tires were made!

[Painless]

~S~ Snacko,

So what do they call the "joy stick" now ??

[Enforcer57]

Heh heh Painless.

The one on the front left if mine, all mine. I wonder if she needs a photographer. Man what I could do with a C-5 as a background. That thing has a fair number of bunks behind the flight deck that could have a whole new use not envisioned by Lockheed while I worked there when they built the B models.

Hell, That thing has parts on it that I machined back in the mid 80s... if it's a B model. I'm pretty sure they retired all the As recently.