Father / Son Story

[BBloke]

Son: "Dad, what's the difference between potential and reality?"

Dad: (After much thought) "Go ask your Mother if she would sleep with George Clooney for 1 million, then go and ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million and then analyse the answers."

Son: "Mum, would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million."

Mum: "Well, I wouldn't want Dad to know but I would find such an opportunity irresistible."

Son: "Sis, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million."

Sis: "You bet, I wouldn't miss out on that!"

Son: "Dad, I asked Mum and Sis those questions as you suggested."

Dad: "Well Son, did it help you work out the difference between potential and reality?"

Son: "I think so. Potentially we're sitting on 2 million, in reality we're living with a couple of slappers!"

Dad: "That's my boy - you learn fast."

[BBloke]

Son: "Dad, what's the difference between potential and reality?"

Dad: (After much thought) "Go ask your Mother if she would sleep with George Clooney for 1 million, then go and ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million and then analyse the answers."

Son: "Mum, would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million."

Mum: "Well, I wouldn't want Dad to know but I would find such an opportunity irresistible."

Son: "Sis, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million."

Sis: "You bet, I wouldn't miss out on that!"

Son: "Dad, I asked Mum and Sis those questions as you suggested."

Dad: "Well Son, did it help you work out the difference between potential and reality?"

Son: "I think so. Potentially we're sitting on 2 million, in reality we're living with a couple of slappers!"

Dad: "That's my boy - you learn fast."

[B16Enk]

Shit, my missus said she wouldn't need to be paid...

[B16Enk]

Shit, my missus said she wouldn't need to be paid...

[BBloke]

Insert you new end of line statement!

Son: "I think so. Potentially we're sitting on 2 million, in reality we're living with a couple of ________!"

[BBloke]

Insert you new end of line statement!

Son: "I think so. Potentially we're sitting on 2 million, in reality we're living with a couple of ________!"

[lil_sparrow]

Salute:

Not a chance.

[lil_sparrow]

Salute:

Not a chance.

[Fireman]

now here's a scary thought....(and by the way Painless talks of his M8's at the firehall, he may be the one to do it....lol)

There are probably a few of you who wouyld sleep with either of those guys for a millions dollars yourselfs.....

[Fireman]

now here's a scary thought....(and by the way Painless talks of his M8's at the firehall, he may be the one to do it....lol)

There are probably a few of you who wouyld sleep with either of those guys for a millions dollars yourselfs.....

[Rattler]

now here's a scary thought....(and by the way Painless talks of his M8's at the firehall, he may be the one to do it....lol)

There are probably a few of you who wouyld sleep with either of those guys for a millions dollars yourselfs.....

Depends: who has to wear the coconuts and grass skirt?

[Rattler]

now here's a scary thought....(and by the way Painless talks of his M8's at the firehall, he may be the one to do it....lol)

There are probably a few of you who wouyld sleep with either of those guys for a millions dollars yourselfs.....

Depends: who has to wear the coconuts and grass skirt?

[Logos]

LOL!!! Now that was really funny. I guess it's free for all laugh fest here tonight. I am enjoying myself immensely. Thanks Bbloke.

Logos

[Logos]

LOL!!! Now that was really funny. I guess it's free for all laugh fest here tonight. I am enjoying myself immensely. Thanks Bbloke.

Logos

[Tonar]

a millions would cover my therapy

[Tonar]

a millions would cover my therapy