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[cannon_fodder]

9 words Women use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[cannon_fodder]

9 words Women use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[Friar]

[Friar]

[Blairgowrie]

And all because Adam bit into the apple!!

[Blairgowrie]

And all because Adam bit into the apple!!

[Friar]

one of the first things adam said to eve was "you had better stand back, i am not sure how big this things gets"

[Friar]

one of the first things adam said to eve was "you had better stand back, i am not sure how big this things gets"

[Streak]

one of the first things adam said to eve was "you had better stand back, i am not sure how big this things gets"

Which brought about reaction........ 5.) Loud Sigh:

[Streak]

one of the first things adam said to eve was "you had better stand back, i am not sure how big this things gets"

Which brought about reaction........ 5.) Loud Sigh:

[JensenPark]

One thing you will never here from them:

Sorry.

[JensenPark]

One thing you will never here from them:

Sorry.

[Enforcer57]

It wasn't because Adam bit an apple....it was because Eve banged a reptile. They had legs back then , y'know. Don't take credit for a foul up that a chick is responsible for. There is no accounting for taste.

[Enforcer57]

It wasn't because Adam bit an apple....it was because Eve banged a reptile. They had legs back then , y'know. Don't take credit for a foul up that a chick is responsible for. There is no accounting for taste.