A Balkan One Just To See If You`ll Like It

[Nage]

Well we here in Balkan region have humor about Mujo and Haso two pretty much interesting characters.......... 

 

So, there is Mujo on business trip to Japan and there he picked up a hooker on first night, got to the hotel with her and started working on her rest of the night. All the way she was screaming excitedly "Hasimota!!! Hasimota!!!!" while Mujo as he could not speak a word of Japanese concluded that this word probably meant something joyful. 

Next morning Mujo goes to play some golf with japanese businessmen and the first to play was some japanese who strike a hole in first shot. All people there started to applaud and cheer while Mujo wanted to be like smart and all yells "Hasimota!!!!!"

Japanese that hit that hole started to get nervous, turns around and yells at Mujo

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WRONG HOLE!!!!" 

[Jabo]

[Painless]

As the military abroad like to say.... "Any hole is a goal ". Lol

P.

[T_O_A_D]

Here is the States the same joke is told

 

A Young white man gets lost in the western plains, and is nearly starved to death.

An Indian squaw finds him and nurses him back to health.

During his time with her, they would get naked and during intercourse the Squaw would war hoop Whahoo Wahoo!

So he was thinking he must be one hell of a love maker!

After several months, he decided to leave the Squaw and head back to civilization, His first stop was a Wattering hole Saloon.

While sititng there quenching his thirst, he watches some Young Braves around the pool table, every now and again one of them would yell Wahoo Wahoo!

After several rounds of this, it got the best of his curiosity, and he went up to them and asked why they keep yelling Wahoo?

One of the Braves  looks him in the eye, and says "Wrong Hole"

[Nage]

Just curious, is that white mans name Mujo by any chance? ........man that guy travels a lot

 

 

@ Painless, man that is a new perspective to a military strategy.......... oh, and btw, i`m not playing soccer against you (mental image of all the balls in the "goal")  

[Painless]

No probs Nage , soccer is a game for actors not athletes LOL

BTW if any hole is a goal , what is the meaning of an "own goal" ? ....

P.

[Nage]

Don`t know.............. a very stretchable man?

[BadAim]

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