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A Stuttering Kitten


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THE STUTTERING KITTEN FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD...YOU NEVER KNOW.
A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human
beings are the only animals that stutter."
A little girl raises her hand, saying, "I once had a kitty-cat who
stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, in
a kind voice asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, then the
Rottweiler that lives next door, well he got a running start, and before we
knew It, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" she exclaimed.
The teacher excitedly responded, "Well, that must've been scary!"
The little girl, very excitedly said, "It sure was! My kitty raised
her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' -and before she could say 'Shit,'- the
Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to leave the room.

 

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