CaptJackG Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 THE STUTTERING KITTEN FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD...YOU NEVER KNOW. A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter." A little girl raises her hand, saying, "I once had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, in a kind voice asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, then the Rottweiler that lives next door, well he got a running start, and before we knew It, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" she exclaimed. The teacher excitedly responded, "Well, that must've been scary!" The little girl, very excitedly said, "It sure was! My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' -and before she could say 'Shit,'- the Rottweiler ate her!" The teacher had to leave the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooly Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I like this one: How do you make a cat bark? douse it in petrol (gas) and light it..............WOOOOF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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