Sweper

1. A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: $2.00 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50 HAND JOB: $50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?" The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, "I was wondering, young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs, "Yes Sir, I sure am." The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear says softly, "Well, wash your hands real fucking good, cause I want a cheeseburger." 2. A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee in front of them. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter didn't help." One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

Congrats Bojan!

Seafire skin in game:

Done! Seems to work. Thanks FT.

Yea, all skins I forgot And Missions of course. Thanks Toad! Question; do I have to install 4.10 first (over 4.09 clean) Or do I download 4.10 only?

Ok copy made. If I remember it right, the config.ini and Users folder should be copied to get the same settings as in UP20? Any other files to be copied? Il2setup? bldconf?

Ok thanks. I dont bother doing that now. Hope I´m still able to fly co-ops without it?!

Yesterday I missed parts of the conversation about upgrading to the newest patch. So, my question is; I downloaded the 4.10 version with the JSGME Updates function. Does that mean I can´t do anything right now to get the 4.101 patch without doing a cleen install of 4.10 first?

Can´t watch any of the vids since thy are removed

Well, probably it will not be me. But I was first to post in this new forum section Cheers!

Same here. Good sounding headphones, even for music like spotify or other.

What a mess. Glad you are safe mate. Just read that the riot start all ower again. Some people blame the Muslim Brotherhood to be part of it. One Swedish reporter was badly hurt. He was stabbed many times but did make it after several days in the hospital.

Thanks Snack! Downloaded and installed. Really enjoyed this mission.

It´ll work, but on low settings.

Glad to hear everything is alright with you Trib! "We having exiting times here...." Hmm, I´m exited when on somebodys six in IL-2, but real bullets

Yep, same here (in this northern snowy rein-deer polar 4-wheel country). Can´t go wrong.

Ho ho, "just like real world" lol. Just before: Not so real but typically German.

Nice outfit BG Like your ol´ radio collection.

Very nice vids Fen. Thanks for sharing. Using the P-38 as a pure fighter you sure need a quadrant i think.

Very good! Reminds me about this story: A female nighbour knocked on my door one day and asked me for help. She had just bought a new wardrobe and she was desperat because everytime the bus went by, the wardrobe fell apart. Ok, I said so I stepped inside the wardrobe to see why this happen when the bus went by. At that moment her husband came back from work. He asked what she was doing, and she explained that she bought a new wardrobe. He opend the wardobe door and found me stading there. What are you doing in there?? You wount belive me, but I´m waiting for the bus.