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gec

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  1. Tropical island

    On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following

    people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:

    2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

    2 French men and 1 French woman

    2 German men and 1 German woman

    2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

    2 English men and 1 English woman

    2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

    2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

    2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

    2 American men and 1 American woman

    2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

    One month later on these same absolutely, stunningly beautiful desert (and deserted)Islands

    in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

    The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.

    The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German

    woman.

    The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking

    for them.

    The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

    The 2 Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian

    woman, and started swimming...

    The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

    The 2 Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant, and a laundromat.

    And have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for the store.

    The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman

    keeps endlessly complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do

    everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores,

    how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and

    treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is improving, and at

    least the taxes are low, and it isn't raining....

    The 2 Irish men have divided the Island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do

    not remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of

    coconut whiskey. But they are satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

  2. if u have no vga u would not see the bios in the first place.

    idea with linux live cd is very good. even better if u can find "Ultimate boot cd". it is a windows xp system that runs entirely from cd. i have one but mus find a way to upload it somewhere somehow.

    boot in one of those two cd-s and check everything UBCD even have tools like antivirus, hdd checking tools, memory checking tools, backup and so on.

    problem is that there is a lot of UBCD distributions but not all are good. i'll try to find good dl link or upload mine.

    but generally linux live cd is a good start. at least to check the vga. u can try this one:

    http://www.slax.org/get_slax.php

  3. usually fight lasts, no more than few minutes. in those few minutes side that can keep other side suppressed is the one that can make additional actions to defeat the enemy. so yes. they do use a lot of rounds. ether by trying to suppress someone or trying to stay unsuppressed.

    Some kind of logistic support is usually close enough for you to get re armed relatively quickly. taken that u r not surrounded.

    if not .... bad luck.

    The point is; u do not start the fight by saving the bullets for later. u want to finish it quickly and win if possible.

  4. The oddest thought I get from these conversations is.

    We are all playing shooting games. Either from an aircraft of First Person shooter's.

    How can one do that, and not in the back of their head support the thought of gun ownership?

    I used to play Need For Speed quite a bit.

    I do not support street racing.

    I play Civ 4 from time to time.

    I do not support nuking countries in order to take them over.

    anyone thinks this needs a explanation?

    gec

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