Speaking of Cowboys.
Who's the toughest cowboy EVER?
Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome
sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it
was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.
Tom, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest,
toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the
corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the
horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
Ben, from Idaho , couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid
out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with
my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp
and didn't even get a belly ache."
Old Snake River Frank, the cowboy from Texas , remained silent, slowly
stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.