Almost but you've got it the wrong way round. "If you wanna be tough, you gotta be dumb?" Thats how you get into airborne forces!
@Fruitbat; never been up Snowden! Not too sure about the New Forest. I know the area quite well and it's muddy, bushy and er, kinda flat We've gotta take FT for culture shock purposes too.
How about coast to coast via the English Lakes. Start with the guided tour of Sellafield then via Ambleside, Windermere and Kendal. Onto Richmond via the Dales, then give up at Catterick garrison and home on the M1!
p.s, when you were in the TA did they ever take you down to Lulworth to go BANG! with the Tank Brigade? I think Sid's boy is there now.