GreyKnight

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Understanding Engineers - One Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway." --------------------------------------------------- Understanding Engineers - Two To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. --------------------------------------------------- Understanding Engineers - Three A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea.I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?" ------------------------------------------------- Understanding Engineers - Four What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. -------------------------------------------------- Understanding Engineers - Five The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" ---------------------------------------------------- Understanding Engineers - Six Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" --------------------------------------------------- Understanding Engineers - Seven Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. ------------------------------------------ Understanding Engineers - Eight An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over,picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned It to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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Congrats Smash! Now you need to get ready for your first DDogz lessons... Lesson #1 - "How to Bomb the crap out of anything, friend or foe, and haul ass home." - Presented by BG Lesson #2 - "Colliding into your wingman whilst kill-stealing, and other techniques." - Presented by Jediteo Lesson #3 - "F=S (p*n) dA=p*S n dA=0 and how you can always win like me." - Presented by Rattler Lesson #4 - "Idiots guide to slacking off." - Presented by GreyKnight

Why is that weird Deputy? You should expect a performance hit going from a x64 OS to a x32 OS with tests like these.

Freudian slip eh Painless?

In that 1st one... Churchill - "How the bloody hell do I accelarate chaps?" Stalin - "Frickin' noob!"

...presented in flow chart form.

My dedication to bandwidth testing and internet connectivity whilst at work, is just unrewarded, it really is!

That looks sweet indeed Pete. Do some mud-splash weathering on the tyres now!

Can't help here, I've always been a nVidia man myself. You could always just listen to Purple Rain/Raspberry Beret/Sexy Mother-Fücker, non-stop, when you play IL-2 then?

By someone who hasn't seen it... http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/9/80508531.flv Pretty funny.

Nice model, and at a great discount too!

Happy Birthday Crash! Have a good'un and what did you get?

Hilarious! I love the Darwin awards.

http://embed.break.com/NjQ2MjM4

DO IT TONAR! And look what you'll get...

Damn! I have the same CPU, RAM & VGA card as Squawk. So this time, I'll re-run the test with loads of shit turned off and... my PC facing downhill.

Can't wait to hear what they thought of you JP! Good stuff.

@ Pooka & BG - Cheers guys! I'll try and get back sooner, so start practising flying straight and level for my return. @ Badaim - Ohhhhhhhhhh, close, but no cigar! Try re-running the test and... wiggling your power cable during the test? Try and squeeze out that extra 2.2 points you need to beat my score.

BG, Unfortunately, I've caught the... "Newer and more interesting game" syndrome. When my sister finally gets around to posting my rudder pedals, which I asked for my birthday in OCTOBER!!! Then I'll probably join in again. GK

Have I got the biggest e-penis then? http://dangerdogz.com/forums.old.old/download/file.php?id=3829&mode=view