DoubleTap Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 ...What a bunch of shameless, kill-stealing weasels the AI are. SCENE - SKIES OVER FINLAND 1942 ME: "Uh, red 3, no need to shoot that guy..." RED 3 AI :"RIGHT! I will shoot him." ME : "NO! You don't need to shoot him, he's going down." RED 3 AI : "He's still flying..." ME : "His engine's dead. I saw his prop stop turning..." RED 3 AI : "He's trying to get away!" ME : "What part of dead engine do you not..." RED 3 AI : "He'll glide over the border." ME: "We're 30km in, he won't..." RED 4 : "I see a Mig trying to sneak away. I'm going in!" ME and RED 3: "NO! That's my kill!" ME : "Shut up, RED 3!" RED 4 : "Looks like he shut his engine off so he can sneak away..." ME : "HE DID NOT TURN HIS ENGINE OFF." RED 3 : "Yeah, I just disabled it." ME : "You did NOT $^% disable it." RED 5 : "Hey, anyone going after this Mig I am shooting right now??" ME, RED 3 and 4 : "YES!" RED 5 : "What? Oh, look, I got him flaming...and BOOM! Down he goes! I'm an ace!" ME : "MOTHER-*%&$&!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadAim Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 soooooooo true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Oleg hates you...be sure. My favourites with the AI is how they happily abandon you at the first sign of trouble. Which is probably more closer to real life anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Painless Posted November 28, 2011 1. DDz Quorum Share Posted November 28, 2011 ~S~ DT m8, Working with "friendly" AI is never Painless bro' ~S~ P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleTap Posted November 29, 2011 Author Share Posted November 29, 2011 Oleg hates you...be sure. My favourites with the AI is how they happily abandon you at the first sign of trouble. Which is probably more closer to real life anyway True, but I remember one time that the AI came to my glorious rescue. Was playing a coop of some sort in the Pacific, and I had Psycho on my ass as I tried to make it back to my ship. Bastard would not let me go, and I kept calling for AI help. Well, I was in a last ditch dive after trying to lose Psycho in the clouds. I emerged from the clouds, and there was Psycho, right behind in his Zero. I was looking back and up at him, trying to evade and keep track of how much alt I had left when what do I see but 4 Hellcats come screaming out of the clouds in a dive like they were pissed, right after Psycho. They proceed to lit him up like a dry Christmas dipped in gas. Oh my GOD, do I have a good laugh at that one. Yee-HAA! DT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 ""Psycho on my ass...Bastard would not let me go" Oh, DT. My dear, dear DT...this explains so much about you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleTap Posted November 29, 2011 Author Share Posted November 29, 2011 ""Psycho on my ass...Bastard would not let me go" Oh, DT. My dear, dear DT...this explains so much about you... Just remember, I was the victim! (sniff) DT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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