Best Cowboy Pick Up Line

[CaptJackG]

Best cowboy pick up line ever... if it works.

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman

He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it...'

The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?

'What's so special about it?'

The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies

'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast.'

[BluBear]

Very good!

[Flyboy583]

Hehe. Gonna try that with the wife sometime.

I'll probably just get slapped lol

[T_O_A_D]

Speaking of Cowboys.

Who's the toughest cowboy EVER?

Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome

sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it

was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.

Tom, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest,

toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the

corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the

horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."

Ben, from Idaho , couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was

walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid

out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with

my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp

and didn't even get a belly ache."

Old Snake River Frank, the cowboy from Texas , remained silent, slowly

stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.