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Flyboy583

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  1. Hi Ross, You want to look at these guides for DCS. They are awesome with a guide for the Warthog https://forums.eagle.ru/showthread.php?t=135765
  2. No idea.. but Checkmods seems to be working lovely... Sweeeeettttt
  3. Hey guys, Thnaks for the quick reply Im busy with Checkmods now.. All seems to be working ok Ill let you know how I get on!
  4. Jabo, I have attempted to download 4.11 three times now.. Every attempt gets to about 495MB then the file opens up. When I try and install the patch, it says the file is corrupt.. HELP!!
  5. Well, this looks like a good place for me to start as a dog that has been MIA for a loooong time.. Jabo, great post and easy to follow... Updating my dusty copy of IL2 now...
  6. Ok, after work is good for me! Can you do either Monday or Tuesday next week?
  7. Thinking about it logically, it now makes a lot of sense.. Cheers Jabo! Mate I am in Coventry every week, actually spend some time at Coventry Airport last week... Lunch time is probably best for you? How about next Monday or Tuesday... Also wanted to chat to you about a flight sim group in Burton Latimer. There is a chap that builds simulators, he has a 737NG, Jetranger... and wait for it... a BF109 running on IL2... you have to come and see it! He is also building a Spit I want you to come with me in March (Second Sat) to show you his toy.. and do a couple of flights in it!!
  8. Hey Brando.. quick question.. what is the benefit of crossfire two 6950`s?
  9. Guys, I know of 2 x Radeon HD 6950 graphic cards going if anybody is interested. £90 for each card. I can vouch for this card as I have one and it is superb! I think it is a good price so wanted to let the DD know.. PM if interested and Ill pass on the contact details. http://www.amd.com/uk/products/desktop/graphics/amd-radeon-hd-6000/hd-6950/Pages/amd-radeon-hd-6950-overview.aspx
  10. Dear 1C Forum Member! 1C Announces Partnership with 777 Studios to create 1C Game Studios and develop IL-2 Sturmovik: Battle of Stalingrad 1C is proud to take the next step in flight-simulation history with 777 Studios, a company and team that has grown to be one of the best flight-simulation developers in the world with its project Rise of Flight (http://riseofflight.com). We look forward to bringing a new era of development and spirit of enjoyment to the combat flight-simulation community together. Battle of Stalingrad will include both single-player and multi-player scenarios for virtual pilots to enjoy as well as brand new gameplay modes. Initial client release is slated for early 2014 with add-on content and additional features and theatres to follow. You can read the full announcement on the official website of the game located at Il2sturmovik.net. Please note that the upcoming title will also have a new forum dedicated entirely to IL-2 Sturmovik: Battle of Stalingrad. We would like to invite to come and visit the new IL-2 Sturmovik forum (http://forum.il2sturmovik.net), where you will find additional information about the project and will be able to ask questions and chat with the developers. Best regards, 1C Game Studios team
  11. Jesus, I might just have to buy two!!!! Brando, you have now created a problem for me... Christmas presents for the kids or 2 monitors for me... mmmmmmm
  12. Hey Nick, Nothing wrong with your choice of monitor, but have you considered this? http://www.pcworld.co.uk/gbuk/aoc-e2450swda-full-hd-23-6-led-monitor-14866074-pdt.html I have an AOC monitor and cant fault it at all... plus side it is cheaper I am looking at adding to my 19" LED AOC monitor and am currently considering this one... Now there is also this if you want to go over the top http://www.pcworld.co.uk/gbuk/aoc-e2795vvh-full-hd-27-led-monitor-12655894-pdt.html And lastly dont forget good `ol Ebay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SAMSUNG-LS24B350HS-EN-Full-HD-24-LED-Monitor-/290794666532?pt=UK_Computing_ComputerComponents_Monitors&hash=item43b4b67a24 http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_sacat=0&_from=R40&_nkw=aoc+monitor&rt=nc&LH_ItemCondition=3 Just my 2c worth PS.. PM on its way 2 you...
  13. Hi All, I have finally bought a TRACKIR Not had time to play with it much, but just wondering if anybody has a profile for COD that would be willing to share? I have a TRACKIR 5. Any help is greatly appreciated. Rgds Leon
  14. So the first day of the flight sim event was today... It was absolutely brilliant!!! Attached are some photos.. If any of you get the opportunity to go tomorrow..... THEN DEFINITELY GO!! Ill be back next year! I would suggest the danger dogs go and display at the show... all exhibitors can have a display FREE OF CHARGE!!
  15. This made me chuckle.. (Original attached) — Application for Permission to Date my Daughter — APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: THIS APPLICATION WILL BE INCOMPLETE AND REJECTED UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A COMPLETE FINANCIAL STATEMENT, JOB HISTORY, LINEAGE, AND CURRENT MEDICAL REPORT FROM YOUR DOCTOR. GENERAL INFORMATION: NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No If “No”, explain: _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain ____________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No C. A waterbed? __Yes __No D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No 1 of 5 — Application for Permission to Date my Daughter — E. A tattoo? __Yes __No F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? __Yes __No (IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you? ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you? ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you? ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend ___________________________________________________ How often you attend ________________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: Father? _____________ Mother? _____________ Pastor? _____________ SHORTANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. A. If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________________________________________________________ B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________________ C. A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________________________________ 2 of 5 — Application for Permission to Date my Daughter — D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________________ E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ______________________________________________________________ F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ______________________________________________________________ G. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE. _________________________________________________________ Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!) _______________________________ ________________________________ Mother's Signature Father's Signature _______________________________ ________________________________ Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman In the boxes below, please provide Finger Prints, inked in your own blood for Homeland Security Identity Checking and DNA sampling: Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back) To prepare yourself, should you, by some ice cube’s chance in HELL, be even remotely considered, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating, which is attached to this Application. 3 of 5 — Application for Permission to Date my Daughter — Daddy's Rules for Dating Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy) Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.' Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the 4 of 5 — Application for Permission to Date my Daughter — 5 of 5 Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: • Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. • Places where there is darkness. • Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. • Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. • Movies with strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. • Hockey games are okay. Old folks’ homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a slow, potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway, you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. application_for_permission_to_date_my_daughter.pdf
  16. I thought it would be on here already... My bad for not looking!!
  17. http://www.vintagewings.ca/VintageNews/Stories/tabid/116/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/357/language/en-CA/Original-Kittyhawk-HS-B-Discovered.aspx
  18. So who is going? http://fscweston.co.uk
  19. Hey all, Anybody fancy joining me at the AeroExpo at Sywell? 25 - 27 May 2012.... Something a bit different compared to Flying Legends, but hell, it is still planes http://www.expo.aero/uk/
  20. Rox, that is awesome! I really enjoyed your photos!! Please share some more will you!
  21. The preview looks good. They are going to build ww1 era airplanes and then put them through their paces.. Fingers crossed hey?
  22. This program is starting tonight on C5 @ 8PM http://www.channel5.com/shows/revealed/episodes/ww1-top-gun-revealed Looks amazing!!!
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