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This was posted up on the SimHQ forums.

............. A pilot gets home late..............

He left home about 8:30 a.m. to do some work in his hanger at the airport

with his friends. On the way out the door he answered his wife's "what time

will you be home?" question with "probably about 1:30, I'll have lunch at

the airport."

1:30 came & went, 3:00 passed, 6:15, still not home, finally at about 7:00

pm he rolls in the driveway, and presents his wife with a pizza, and begins

the apologetic story.

I finished cleaning the plane about 11:30, had lunch, and I started home,

when alongside the road I saw this attractive girl with a flat tire on her

car. I stopped to help, got the tire changed, and looked around for a place

to wash my hands. She offered money, but I refused, so she suggested that I

at least allow her to buy me a beer. She said there's a tavern just up the

road, and they have a restroom, you can clean up a bit. I agreed to stop, we

had a beer, then another beer, then a couple more, and I realized that this

girl was not only pretty, she was very friendly, and a good companion to

spend time with. Before I knew it, we were in the motel next door having

sex. And that is why I am so late getting home.

His wife looked him right in the eye and said "don't BS me;

YOU WENT FLYING, DIDN'T YOU?

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