Strider Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Lots of groans here! One of the symptoms of swine flu is that you break out in rashers. Still, they'll give you some oinkment for it, so that's all right. I also hear that swine flu can be cured by smoking, but i reckon someone was telling porkies about that one. I find it a boar, all these people talking as though this hamdemic is the coming of the apporkalypse. The rumours are a load of pigswill; the scientists are clearly plucking random figures from the sty! ~S~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooly Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I tried contacting local government and the line was bad, lots of crackling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediteo Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Well done Strider, some premium wordsmithing there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_O_A_D Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Well done Strider, some premium wordsmithing there! Pfft! That's a lawyer for ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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