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Lots of groans here!

One of the symptoms of swine flu is that you break out in rashers. Still, they'll give you some oinkment for it, so that's all right. I also hear that swine flu can be cured by smoking, but i reckon someone was telling porkies about that one. I find it a boar, all these people talking as though this hamdemic is the coming of the apporkalypse. The rumours are a load of pigswill; the scientists are clearly plucking random figures from the sty!

~S~

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I tried contacting local government and the line was bad, lots of crackling

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Well done Strider, some premium wordsmithing there!

Pfft! That's a lawyer for ya

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