Nazi Interrogation

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Nazi Interrogation

During WWII, a Brit, a Frenchman and a GI were captured by the Nazis. They were taken for interrogation. The Nazi interrogator approached the Brit and told him, "I vant you to make like a clock."

The surprised Brit says, "Tick-tock, mate." The Nazi tells his Sgt., "Put him in zee cooler."

The Nazi then told the Frenchman, "I vant you to make like a clock." The Frenchman says, "Teek-tock." The Nazi tells his Sgt., "Put him in zee cooler."

The Nazi then tells the GI, "I vant you to make like a clock." The GI says, "Tick." The Nazi says a little more forcefully, "I said I vant you to make like a clock." The GI says, "Tick." Now the Nazi is angry and yells, "I told you, I vant you to make like a clock!" The GI calmly replies again, "Tick."

The Nazi takes a step back, looks at the GI and says, "Very vell, ve haf vays of making you tock."