Waldo.Pepper Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Conclusive if you ask me. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5049082.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubbo Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 This is a case of the pussy eating the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus-cat Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 I hope the lion is OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenal Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 I heard the man called the lion's mom a "whore". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadAim Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 This only conclusively proves that stupidity is quite often fatal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleTap Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 Conclusive if you ask me.http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5049082.stm SCENE - ST. PETER'S GATE - Conversation in Progress St. Peter (laughing) So, wait...wait, let me get this straight. You climb into the lion cage- Zagrev Uh, yeah. St. Peter With the lions RIGHT THERE... Zagrev Yeah. St. Peter Unarmed? Zagrev Yes. St. Peter And after climbing in, you then shout "God will save me!" Zagrev (annoyed) Look, I already- St. Peter Wait. Humor me. So, after climbing in and yelling, "God will save me!", you then immediately question His existence... Zagrev (sigh) Yes. St. Peter So, basically you blaspheme by demanding God prove himself, and then in the same breath express doubt as to whether he even exists. Zagrev Well, look... St. Peter So, when that lion grabbed you by the throat... Zagrev (winces) Yeah? St. Peter (winces himself) Yikes. That HAD to hurt. Zagrev *$&% yeah. St. Peter No doubt. But, let me ask you, based on the expression you still have on your face.... Zagrev Yes. St. Peter Were you REALLY that surprised? I mean, for those fleeting moments before it crushed your spinal column? Zagrev Well, yeah! It was kind of a shock, frankly. St. Peter (pauses while dumbfounded) WHY?!? It was a LION cage! Zagrev (shrugs) St. Peter (looks at Zagrev, shakes his head. Looks down at the man's bare feet) Where are your shoes? Zagrev I took them off. St. Peter (furrows brow) Why did you take your shoes off? Zagrev I did not want to ruin them. St. Peter blinks at Zagrev. Without looking away, he taps the intercom on his podium, which buzzes. Satan (off camera) You have reached Hell. Beelzebub here. St. Peter I have one for you. Satan OK, great. Send- Wait a second. Its not the Lion schmuck, is it? St. Peter Uhhh- Satan Oh, no WAY! I have enough Darwin rejects down here. St. Peter Hey, sorry, but gotta send him. It's a suicide. Zagrev Hey, I didn't commit suicide! St. Peter looks at Zagrev with a "Spare me" look. Satan (off-camera) Yeah, sounds like a real bright light. (sigh) Send him down. Jesus. St. Peter Elevators are behind you to the left. Zagrev But- St. Peter (waving) Buh-bye. Zagrev (turning away) Shit. [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sged Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 ROFL @ DT's post!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 HOLY SHIT.... you NEED to write for TV Glenn, and NOT for the communist news network either... funny funny stuff... KILL ME!! OOOP Ack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold_Gambler Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 ROFL Good one DT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted June 6, 2006 Report Share Posted June 6, 2006 You gotta stop posting these Glenn. My hernia is acting up again with all my laughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarman68 Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 You truelly are a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus-cat Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 I hope I don't get killed in a stupid way if DT is still around. The embarrassment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubbo Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 ROTFLMAO. That's really good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer57 Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 That's about the 2cd funniest thing Ive seen......(more so DT's rendition than the nutcase getting fanged). Perhaps he was influenced by the old Monty Python routine..." I want to be a lion tamah!"...... This is almost as memorable as the pro-sandanista protestor who sat on the RR tracks to block a Navy train that they claimed was carrying supplies to the Contras...back in the early 80s. preditable results that left me and a friend rolling uncontrollably in the floor. Yeah, we felt a little guilty.... for maybe a second, but then we got over it.....and kept guffawing. That fool somehow survived his own selfindoctrination-induced thought filtering, unlike this poor slob. :shock: Oh yeah, come to think of it, I saw that on CNN when it happened.....man these CNN guys are a real hoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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