Waldo.Pepper Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 She's been with me for 13 years now. But I had to put the old chesterfield down today. She didn't want to go either - but ts time. I had some good times on that ol' girl. Watch the Blue Jays win the World Series the second time. Bonked the wife! Sad, so sad! sniff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubbo Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 You didn't have to put it down with an axe. Geez!! A simple smothering would have done. :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delta7 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 how many coins and sticky sweets(candy ) did you rescue ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleTap Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 You didn't have to put it down with an axe. Geez!! A simple smothering would have done. :wink: An Axe?? It looks like he opened up on the thing with twin Hispanos!! Either that or he had a REALLY bad case of gas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redeye Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 A really bad case of gas followed by lighting a nearby candle, perhaps..... KABOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenal Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Bonked the wife! One needs only to read between the lines so to speak, to discover the true reason behind the condition of the couch. Waldo, ya big stud, not so rough with the missus next time, mmmkay? Your furniture just can't handle it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Must be typo? I think he must mean he took her to the bank and banked her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 After he bonked her on the couch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarman68 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 God only knows what state mrs waldo must be in. :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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