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The Communist joke.


Waldo.Pepper

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I found it interesting. Hope you all do too.

http://www.prospect-magazine.co.uk/arti ... hp?id=7412

I think I know a couple.

To prisoners in a gulag get to talking.

"I'm in for 10 years."

"What did you do?"

"Nothing."

"Your lucky. I got twenty years for that same thing."

The next one is supposed to be about small states in an alliance setting.

A Bear and a Rabbit are on a train. The ticket collector comes along and starts asking for tickets.

The Rabbit says "Whatever will I do I don't have a ticket?"

"That's OK little Rabbit. I'll look after you. When the Conductor comes along collecting tickets. I'll hold you out the window by your ears till he goes away."

So they agree on this but the conductor see the Bears arm out the window and asks what he has in his paw.

The Bear pulls his hand into the cabin again showing the Conductor his open palm. "Nothing."

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