1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted March 2, 2007 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted March 2, 2007 ...told to me by a woman (note I didn't say lady). Attractive young woman walks up 2 a bar in a rural pub,she signals 4 the barman 2 bring his face close 2 hers. "Are you the manager?" She asks, running her fingers through his hair. "No",he replies, gulping. "Can you give him a message?" She asks,stroking his face and allowing 2 fingers to slip into his mouth so he can suck them gently. "Tell him there`s no f--king toilet paper"! And: If a farmer grew a field of dildos what would his greatest problem be? - - - - - - - - - - Squatters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubbo Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 LOL. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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