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Manners and courtesy!


BBloke

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During one of her daily classes a teacher trying

to teach good manners, asked her students the following

question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner

with a nice young lady, how would you tell

her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be

rude and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go

to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to

say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain

for once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused

for a moment? I have to shake hands with a

very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get

to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted......

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