CaptJackG Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I've gained since then. I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?” If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” is all I need ... not all this, “How did you get into my house?” business! The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something. On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese. I can’t understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women’s clothing line named, “Sag Harbor.” Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch! The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD_Arthur Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Hey! I'm Japanese too! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Painless Posted May 5, 2017 1. DDz Quorum Share Posted May 5, 2017 Konnichiwa ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaulding Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Yeah, why are people so sensitive about who is in their house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2. Administrators Jabo Posted May 22, 2017 2. Administrators Share Posted May 22, 2017 Never mind that, what about the hazards of breakfast in bed? I mean, toast crumbs? Seriously?Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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