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Three Blondes And Icecream

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Let me try to translate one ...

 

Teacher (female) asks little Johnny: 

 

there are there birds on the tree. Hunter kills one. How many are left?

 

- None, saiz little Johnny. One is dead and the other two run away scared.

- not correct, saiz the teacher. If you have three birds and kill one there are two left. ... But i like how your mind works.

- let me ask you a question, saiz little Johnny. Three Blonds are walking down the street with ice cream in their hands. One is liking it, one gently nibbles it and one is sucking it. Which one is married?

- the one sucking on it saiz the teacher.

- not correct, saiz little Johnny. The one with the ring on her finger. ... But i like how your mind works.

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