Latvian Joke

[SkyPup]

Latvian, Estonian, and Romanian man walk into Russian bar. Russian bartender say,"Good evening, comrades! I make deal with you: I put mystery drink in shot glass. If you can make guess of what drink is, you get 15 minutes alone in back room with Olga. What say, comrades?" All three men happy agree to bet. So, Russian bartender set shot glass in front of each man, grab bottle from shelf, and pour mystery drink.  Estonian take first shot and say, "Hmm, is taste like..." and Estonian man is fall over dead from stool.  Romanian man take shot next and say, "Hmm, is taste like..." and Romanian is fall over dead from stool.  Latvian man is take shot and say, "Hmm, is taste like...water runoff from nuclear power plant!"  "Very good, comrade, you guess right! Here is key, go in back. Olga is waiting."  Latvian man is so excite, as wife die from malnourish long ago and hasn't had goat around either because nobody in Latvia have goat.  Latvian man unlock door, room is dark. He turn on light and see Olga. Only Olga not sexy Russian woman;  Olga large, hungry wolf-dog. Olga attack Latvian man, kill and eat him.  Is good, because suffering now over.

[Pooka]

ROFLMAO,   I've never heard that one before,

[BluBear]

Hahahahahaha

[DD_Bongodriver]

Something tells me this is an authentic Latvian joke too, pissing myself laughing though.

[Gothkrieger]

Yikes!!!