Blairgowrie

Oh ho the lads will love this one.

Lol Doubletap

If any of you really think I have split with Helen, I want you to know that is not the case. But if Doubletap wants to throw me some of his leftovers. WOOF, WOOF.

Sorry I meant my exwife Helen.

Aaaah! Then she is probably off plotting with my wife Helen. Not a good sign m8. Watch she doesn't cut your joystick off.

Show this to your wife and if she thinks it is funny and wants a copy, you have a winner. If she doesn't find it in the least amusing then you have a whiner. Please post your experiences here.

Painless and I did a Joint Ops training mission this evening/afternoon and both of us learned an interesting fact that neither of us were aware of. Because of torque the Spit turns much better to the right than the left so if you get into to a turning fight go right young man. You still get killed but it takes longer!

That's what I like about you Jeremy. A kind, sensitive and caring individual! Yes, a Tahoe fits.

She told me we couldn't afford single malt anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up. And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the scotch was for. I don't think she's coming back...

Thanks Zeus. Looks like it is going to be a long project but very worthwhile. Of course, we will all expect a flight in it once it is finished, flyable or not. To get to Canada turn left at Chicago.

I am afraid it turned out to be a bit of a dog's breakfast. We had about 14 pilots from the DD's and the Irish eventually agreed to join us but the high pings ate us alive; possibly caused by 2 of our guests with dial up connections. We had pissed around for so long waiting for them to get organised that we decided to fly on our own server. We stayed on the Irish TS server in case some more DD's showed up and couldn't find us. At least the DD's all showed up on time and were prepared to do battle. We have had other joint meetings in the past with various groups and all have gone well. Very disappointing experience.

I'll see if they have any Alan Furst at my local library. Thnks for the recommendation Dubbo m8.

I think it will be an issue Dazza because of the new aircraft. We already use paid add-ons. What I suspect will happen is that we will all go out and buy a copy of each. (wink, wink) Anyone who has scruples in our group might not want to participate so we might need a show of hands before we go ahead: which we will anyway. And you thought this was a democracy?

That is so slimey of the them. My insurance company wants 5 years with a clean record.

Gee. It made it larger. I'll have to get me some Winace. Do you use the pill or the ointment?

Have you tried zipping it Rattler? Doesn't sound like a big file to upload.

Quazi did.

Would you stop pissin around with this and fly some coops with us Psycho. We miss you man!

P.S. I'm proud to announce to the K9 teams that I'm having D7's baby Razz OMG!

Can't help you with the X52 but you've got me thinking about doing some macros for my CH throttle. That rocket salvo with unlimited on would be neat.

That's really too bad Sloan. I have been broken into several times in my life and have had two cars stolen. Even when they get the perps,( I believe this is police slang for perpetrators) it doesn't help you. Dave. I think a couple of virgins would be in order. Unfortunately, I don't think we have any in the Danger Dogz so we might have to offer up some of the Hellhounds instead.

I am really sorry to hear you are having to send it back but I have to agree with the other lads and yourself that it should be done. Stick it to them man.

Spoken like a true dad! We know you will join us when you can Duff. This is just our way of saying how much we miss you.

I am more worried about the guys!

Almost enough to turn me off sex. But just for a minute!