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Exerpts from BG's A.A.R. of the 'incident' -Attn: WingCo. -So there I was yeah, flying along n' this n' that. Minding my own business yeah. -Then along comes Swepper yeah, from out of the sun or whatever. And like, this is him to me, yeah. "Sorry BG, I'm going to have to shoot you now." And this is me to him, yeah. "Actually, no... your'e not. I'm like the host or something, you're not allowed to do that, its like, against the rules. It says so right in the DDz convention. I have a note and everything." And this is him yeah, "Rat a ta, Tat a ta, Tat. Cause like, he's shooting bullets at me n' stuff. -Well you know my plane? Like how many wings its always had n that? Like 2 or some such S#### like that. Yeah. Its only got one now, and its well shot up. And I was like Oh my god, No way! -So like, I had to bail out and all this. And I was like, well stressed out, and cussing him bad. -Then I was in this parachute yeah, it was like one of those cheap parachutes, like the kind your mom would buy in the market, like if she was a Gypsi or something like that. And I was thinking, Im gonna die. Cause like, I thought I was gonnna die. But then I landed in some trees n' this n' that. Like birds or squirrels or leaves or whatever. I was supposed to land in a field or whatever, with all grass n' that. But I got blown off course. -But that's not the worst of it, yeah. Worst bit is yeah, when I got down yeah. I found a hole in my trousers, you know, the ones that's well hardcore with all pockets n' S###. So like, I want some compensation.