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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?

  • 1. DDz Quorum
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Work? What the heck is that?

Dunno, must be difficult to do with this long sleeved white coat I have on, hands are warm though :)

Yup, I too chose the bucket :lol: :roll:

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I would shatter the teacup, use a shard to slit open Director's belly and sever a length of intestine.

I'd use the spoon to clean out the tube of intestine into the bucket.

I'd then use the length of intestine as a siphon to empty out the bathtub.

:shock:

Did I pass the test :?:

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