Norm the Sailor

[OB1]

Norm, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for

the docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon

going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some

reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies,

'Well Norm, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?' She says,

'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your

money back.'

[Streak]

good one.

[GreyKnight]