Waldo.Pepper Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 She's been with me for 13 years now. But I had to put the old chesterfield down today. She didn't want to go either - but ts time. I had some good times on that ol' girl. Watch the Blue Jays win the World Series the second time. Bonked the wife! Sad, so sad! sniff. Quote
Dubbo Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 You didn't have to put it down with an axe. Geez!! A simple smothering would have done. :wink: Quote
delta7 Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 how many coins and sticky sweets(candy ) did you rescue ? Quote
DoubleTap Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 You didn't have to put it down with an axe. Geez!! A simple smothering would have done. :wink: An Axe?? It looks like he opened up on the thing with twin Hispanos!! Either that or he had a REALLY bad case of gas... Quote
Redeye Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 A really bad case of gas followed by lighting a nearby candle, perhaps..... KABOOM! Quote
Arsenal Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 Bonked the wife! One needs only to read between the lines so to speak, to discover the true reason behind the condition of the couch. Waldo, ya big stud, not so rough with the missus next time, mmmkay? Your furniture just can't handle it! Quote
Blairgowrie Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 Must be typo? I think he must mean he took her to the bank and banked her. Quote
guitarman68 Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 God only knows what state mrs waldo must be in. :shock: Quote
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