Safety competition

[B16Enk]

The results of an International Safety Competition have been announced, the results are (Click to enlarge):

In Tenth Place:

In ninth Place:

In Eighth Place:

In Seventh Place:

In Sixth Place:

In Fifth Place:

In Fourth Place:

In Third Place:

In Second Place:

In First Place:

And the prize for the winner.......

[Blairgowrie]

And I thought I did some dumb things.

[B16Enk]

Just what is they guy doing in #3?

Mid flight plug change?

Windscreen polish?

[Cold_Gambler]

:shock: Trying to restart his engine, I think...

What a dumbass- there's a nice straight road just below him, failing which the huge flat fields would do just fine!

[Blairgowrie]

I think you may be looking at the wrong one there your worship. I think Roger means the third one down, with the guy hanging out of the window.

[Cold_Gambler]

With all due respect, your Honour, I believe you are mistaken. I must profess my ignorance of the existence of internal combustion engine powered air-conditioners requiring sparkplug changing.

[Blairgowrie]

It was all Roger's fault!

[B16Enk]

Now what have I done!

If I plead guilty will you whip me, please?

[Blairgowrie]

That's what we need!

An official whipper.

I will interview applicants right away.