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HMMM? Let me think about this one. HER ASS !!! Yes, that's the message. I get it ! Thanks Bucky. I don't often get them brain teasers.

Logos :jerk:

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My ex had a chocolate starfish.

Had to Google that one...bloody pommies!

Doesn't everyone have one then?

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...Ever notice you don't get laid much on Thanksgiving?...It's because all the coats are on the bed.

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My ex had a chocolate starfish.

Had to Google that one...bloody pommies!

Doesn't everyone have one then?

LOL Rattler, you mean you googled your chocolate starfish?! Yuk. :)

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Reminds me of a story in one of J Douglas Harvey's books...

A young lad aircrewman was introduced to the mess early in his flying career, and in his enthusiasm to impress his elder fellows, he over-indulged.

He was encouraged to vent his digestive tract in the bathroom, where a comrade encouraged him: "Keep puking it up until you see a brown ring, lad. Then, pick that up and swallow it again. It's your arsehole."

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Reminds me of a story in one of J Douglas Harvey's books...

A young lad aircrewman was introduced to the mess early in his flying career, and in his enthusiasm to impress his elder fellows, he over-indulged.

He was encouraged to vent his digestive tract in the bathroom, where a comrade encouraged him: "Keep puking it up until you see a brown ring, lad. Then, pick that up and swallow it again. It's your arsehole."

OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR !!! LOL

~S~ Ringless

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My ex had a chocolate starfish.

Had to Google that one...bloody pommies!

Doesn't everyone have one then?

LOL Rattler, you mean you googled your chocolate starfish?! Yuk. :)

OBJECTION !!! ;)

~S~ Speechless

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Well... A dear late friend of mine always commented on anything that was screwed up to look like a cats arse.

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