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2 Truths and...No Underwear SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: "In life, no one helps you once you're screwed." SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job". Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No Underwear A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea."

I need to dedicate some time to doing this. Nice Job!

Cool. lots of work for sure. If I had an indoor pool I'd have room to make one too

Nice! Ignore the over bearing institutionalized comment about the Beard. Looking Good

Yep seen it before, but will watch it again and again over time, I'm sure.

I might of hit a nerve I said my trash and I'm a dog there big guy It's actually a 560 ti thank you very much which has 48 more shader cores, 8 more texture units, and a 52.5 GTex/s fill rate as apposed to a 45.4 GTex/s. The 560 has a GPU reference clock of 812Mhz while the ti version's is 822Mhz. I'm running my MSI Twin Frozr II at 950Mhz GPU, 1896Mhz Shader and 2200Mhz memory clock rock solid and stable with the temp never going above 58C. Besides I'd rather throw it to the dogz then in the trash. Oh and I don't know how many of you will be running this in 2 years as they are only making 999 from what the article says. At that price I don't know why you wouldn't just go triple SLI GTX 580s.

I have now. So now that your lowly 560 is obsolete, you'd better buy this one, and just throw the 560 in my trash can.

1. Not sure, I just move my head to line it up with Track IR ctrl D turns on and off dimmer though 2. turn on manual views with the toggle switch before watching the track

Horizontal = loose a foot/neighbor/Granny ion the front room etc. Vertical = shoot the ceiling, and the kids asleep upstairs Doggy = only safe for all other's but the pair. LOL If the gun is pointed down......you're doing it wrong anyways.

Pfft! I wasn't worried about collateral damage to the neighbors, I'm trying to get laid here! Risky for sure, and a foot might be worth it.

Welcome back DT any input you can come up with on mission building with the new tools and mods are needed. Please post stuff and thoughts on it, for the DS forum

Only disturbing thing about that is. If you get the chance to spread whats left of her legs and get caught up in the trigger, you might just blow your own foot off, during the act.

Nice! Its just too risky for me. But for $4.99 US I'll wait till they have the sale.

Just incase you forget often like I do. Also those of you that use the Rusian version and install the Maddox file. It goes into this location. C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\il-2 sturmovik cliffs of dover\parts\core\maddox.dll

$14 $50 Bucks Pfft! Same profit margin for Oleg and company So were told, an that's all that really matters. Wanted to blow the doe on the Box, map book. But it wasn't offered over here. And wanted to test the game quickly so went the Russian way as soon as it was available. Still waiting to use my cash on a finished English product. but still saving for a better video card, to play the mess as is. Thanks for the file.

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around are really intelligent?" The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," said the Queen. So, Obama goes back home and asks Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice, the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one" He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, Biden ran into Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this riddle for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!" Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!" Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!" And that is precisely what's going on with our federal government in Washington , D.C.

Thanks I enjoyed that.

:notfair:I totally can't see the planes with those silly brauds hanging around.

Nice work! Been wanting to build something like that for a spell now. Just been too lazy to research the electronics, and learn what I would need to know. The levers you have in the panel, are the 3/4 pots correct? I'm assuming you can banned them to act as switches also, for games that don't have axis for lets say landing gear/radiator/etc?

That was cool to watch thanks.

Thats a good one, I've seen it in several versions from Hunters/ Businessmen, ect. But I like the Mick one the best.

Nice find!

WOW I hadn't seen that one yet. It came into the screen like a hammer, then flowed debris like a hose