Tribunus Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 I met a fairy today who said that she could grant me one wish. I told her that “I wanted to live forever”. “Sorry,” she said, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!” “Fine,” I said, “then I want to live until Congress gets their collective heads out of their asses!” After a long pause, the fairy said, “You crafty bastard.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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