'lesbionics'

[JensenPark]

1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A licker cabinet

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?

Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet=and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their f=ce.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?

A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?

She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. what do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-a-likes.

1=. What's the definition of confusion?

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker; the other's a crack snack=r.

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 government workers?

100 people that don't do Dick.