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THIS IS BEYOND AMAZING !!!! IT'S INCREDIBLE !!!!

Very , very interesting, scientifically proven.................

Six Truths in Life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time . . . a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, , will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face .

I sincerely apologize about this, but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

You now have 2 options...delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone else's face today....

I decided to pass it along to all my flying buddies :)

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You forgot number 7:

Hire a mercenary team to track down Capt Jack and whack him for making you look at the ceiling and stick out your tongue.

(oh, and don't think you are hard to find. There are only two Dreamlifters out there...)

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It's true! I tried several times but somehow my tongue is connected to my eyelids so every time I stick out my tongue, eyes shut.

  • 3 weeks later...
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You forgot number 7:

Hire a mercenary team to track down Capt Jack and whack him for making you look at the ceiling and stick out your tongue.

(oh, and don't think you are hard to find. There are only two Dreamlifters out there...)

ROFL.... i got a txt with this in it like A BILLIONTIMES

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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