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JensenPark

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I was chatting with my wife today (for the first time in a month) about flying with the Dogz today (for the first time in a month).

I was mentioning about how BG now has a bee farm at this place (you notice how BG mentions it as casually as we mere mortal DD's might mention we went out and got a coffee).

I go on further to explain that this is the same BG who:

- put up his own 300 foot wireless internet tower so that he could host and connect better (you old timers might remember he was once on <gasp!> dial up!)

- has so much land that the Canadian military runs training ops on his property

- has a fully operating forestry and logging mill

- makes his own patio furniture (Muskoka chairs) in his spare time

- has a tractor

- has a front loader for digging holes and moving boulders

- has a rear loader for digging holes and moving boulders

- digs his own trout ponds

All this above and beyond his time taken up secretly controlling the world.

My wife mentions that it is cool that he has a bee farm...and that I fly on-line with Lex Luthor.

Honestly, how the how else do you describe our fearless leader?

I think he actually is Lex Luthor.

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- has a bee farm

- has so much land that the Canadian military runs training ops on his property

Could it bee? He is breeding mutant Military Bees to sniff out bombs? Or Battlefield Attack Bees?

I'm just glad he's not breeding sheep yet. :sheep1: And hope he never get's the Gay Bomb...

ROFL-ED SOOO HARD I FLEW. LMFAO

the perfectness is what killed me.

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